Not Much Happened
"Now all of you need to listen up because THE MOOCH has got something he wants to say to you all.
"It's been a tough year for Scaramucci, first I had the stress of starting a new job, then just ten days later, I had the stress of losing a job too, it's hard stuff for THE MOOCH to go through. In between that I also found out my wife was filing for divorce, sold my soul away to Trump, and lost every last bit of dignity that I ever had - rough time.
"But now I'm back and I'm more MOOCH than ever, until now no publisher wanted to print what I had to say, but I didn't want the average c**k sucker on the street to miss out, so here I am!"
Not Much Happened | Anthony Scaramucci, first published in 2017 by Blue Lens. Blue Lens is an imprint of Blue Lens Films Limited, 71-75 Shelton Street, Covent Garden, West End, London, WC2H 9JQ, UK. Text copyright © Ben Fletcher 2017. Cover Design © Blue Lens Films 2017. The works contained within this book are of a satirical nature. Any resemblance to actual events does not represent a true and accurate account of the facts. The views expressed within this are satirical and may not represent the views of the author or the publisher.